By Sydnee Lyons Jan.
Kelby is my Valentine's Day date and also the father and caretaker of my unborn children. Kelby, 26 Sydnee Lyons Yes, you read that correctly. I demand just about the same level of attention, to be honest. I knew I was late to the Valentine's Day party but I hoped that my Tinder matches would look the other way. Turns out, like most people do nowadays, I got so excited to hear from him that I passed out on the spot — which he noted unapologetically. Well, guys, I guess it's settled.
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I didn't have high hopes. I was worried he wouldn't be able to talk himself up.
Family photos to come. I let him know the search wasn't off to a great start and he quickly let me know he was in no position to help. So, why swipe right, Valehtine More like this. To say his lack of response surprised me is entirely false.
I mean, if he can keep a toddler alive, he can certainly handle me. After all, we're all on here swiping just days away from V-Day so I assume we're in the same boat.
I'm pretty sure this is a it was never meant to be. Sydnee Lyons I tried to clear things up but Kelby assured me that we were both heading in the same direction so it was all good. Kat shares her top seven reasons why she's not looking forward to it. Kelby got right to it, greeting me with a not-so-subtle, "Hello wife," fro I figured it was safe to assume valenfine had read my bio even if he didn't quite understand it.
Well, only time will tell. Valentine's Day is coming and that's just as devastating especially if, like me, you haven't locked in a date for your rom-com movie marathon on Feb. I asked Seth if he was inquiring about the opening in the love department but, sadly, he wasn't entirely sure. First, let me just say, Kelby, that from the looks of it, we're heading to the courthouse to have this annulled immediately but after Valentine's Day, OK?
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I'm not one to judge so I looked past this, offering up some cheap Valentine's Day gift alternativesbut he just laughed in my face. Sydnee Lyons Unfortunately, when I recovered, Alex himself suffered a similar fate. What you call the boy/girl your temporarily "dating" for Lookking Day.
By Sydnee Lyons Jan. Alex, 26 Sydnee Lyons Alex and I seemed to have gotten our als mixed up. Sydnee Lyons Moving quickly along like this relationshipI asked Kelby why he would make the best Valentine and he did not disappoint. I'll be honest.
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As you'll see below, things escalated pretty quickly. What I didn't expect was to conduct a full-fledged job interview in search of my Valentine. What began as a modest, albeit last-minute, search for a Valentine's Day date landed me in the most obvious of circumstances — a premature marriage. Sydnee Lyons With some coaxing, Seth admitted that yes, he was interested in being my Valentine duh before delivering the funniest, most honest elevator pitch I've ever read in my life. Valentine's Day is a day for love and romance, chocolate and flowers.
Seth, 29 Sydnee Lyons First up was Seth, a pleasant but cautious chap.
And I certainly didn't expect to find guys willing to answer my slightly insulting questions about why they felt Cupid's love arrow had shot them in the butt and led them straight to me. I suppose romance really is dead.
Something invented to make the rest of us single people feel like lonely shit. So will one of these guys show up at my apartment with a heart-shaped pizza and the info to their Netflix ?
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Sydnee Lyons He even had references ready to go — none of that references upon request crap. I get it, Brian, thinking is "complicating. Sydnee Lyons Dissatisfied with his i, I pushed on, asking him how he felt about Valentime Day in general. Here are 30 fun things to do when you're single on Valentine's Day, no I'm a sucker for any and every holiday, and I am looking forward to.
He wrote, "Well, I'm great on every other day so why not Valentine's Day?